It must be true – I read it in the Daily Mail … 😉
This week Tony Blair has been trying out new destroyer class super-yachts (including the Pelorus, owned by U.S. music mogul David Geffen, pictured), but still has been unable to refine his latest choice about which has the best drinks fridge and best mounting platform for cruise missiles.
One of his spokespersons said that “Tony was feeling a bit left out after being ejected from New Labour by former loyal chums and wanted to take a few matters into his own hands. Apparently the voices in his head have become louder recently and that they were telling him that now was a really good time to blow something up.” (That spokesperson has just been found floating head down under a tree by a Mediterranean beach.)
A new spokesperson later said that Tony felt that once Syria had been sorted out, it was an opportune time for him to invade North Korea, Zimbabwe, Columbia, Swaziland and Burma as none of the those had invited him to speak on international relations. He was about to include Kazakhstan but it appears that his former dark lord & master Lord Peter Mandelmort has developed many business interests there.
Sadly the reality back home is that Cameraman (‘the heir to Blair’) has learned nothing from history and seems hell bent on taking us all to hell by taken ‘action’ in Syria.
Oops, sorry, that last bit wasn’t funny – was it?